http://minirich.twoday.net/ minirich minirich 2005-03-10T17:23:33Z en hourly 1 2000-01-01T00:00:00Z http://twoday.net/static/minirich/images/icon.gif http://minirich.twoday.net/ http://minirich.twoday.net/stories/564381/ [From MAD Magazine] <br /> <br /> Occult-Vegetarian-Ambidextrous-Truck-driving Republican juggler wishes to meet woman of similar interests. <br /> <br /> Undercover Espionage Agent - 29 - would like to meet nice woman 18-30 for romantic, lasting relationship. Don't bother to write, I already know where you live. <br /> <br /> Handsom, but not wealthy gentleman can only afford a 5 line personal add. I'm a smart good-looking nice guy who'd like to meet pretty, sensitive woman. call me at... <br /> <br /> Idiots need love too - If you enjoy walking into movies after they've started, throwing out good furniture and locking your friends in closets, we already have three things in common! Let's get together and find out how many other <br /> negative personality traits we share. <br /> <br /> Financially Unstable Man - I owe everyone money. If you're not one of my creditors, I'd like to meet you. Send phone, mine was repossessed. <br /> <br /> Compulsive Liar - Seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar chateau on the French Riveria. <br /> <br /> Man, Nonsmoking, Nondrinking, Noneating, Nonbreathing. Actually, I'm dead. I need someone to bury me. <br /> <br /> Seeks SWF to tell me what SWF means. <br /> <br /> Large Woman Seeks Larger Man - So I will look smaller in comparison. Photos a must. minirich humor Copyright © 2005 minirich 2005-03-10T17:06:34Z http://minirich.twoday.net/stories/48304/ The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning<br /> signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers<br /> about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any<br /> alcoholic beverage.<br /> <br /> 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you<br /> to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off<br /> and wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.<br /> <br /> 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor<br /> in dancing like an idiot.<br /> <br /> 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you<br /> to tell the same boring story over and over again until<br /> your friends want to assault you.<br /> <br /> 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause<br /> you to thay shings like thish.<br /> <br /> 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you<br /> to tell the boss what you really think of him.<br /> <br /> 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading<br /> cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.<br /> <br /> 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create<br /> the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and<br /> smarter than some really, really big guy named<br /> Psycho Bob. minirich humor Copyright © 2003 minirich 2003-07-24T11:15:12Z http://minirich.twoday.net/stories/46968/ A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at<br /> the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she<br /> would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and<br /> dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines<br /> and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. <br /> <br /> The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really<br /> easy and a lot of fun. He explains: 'I ask you a question,<br /> and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and<br /> visa-versa.'<br /> <br /> Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.<br /> <br /> The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, 'Okay, if you<br /> don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know<br /> the answer, I will pay you $50', figuring that since she is<br /> a blonde that he will easily win the match.<br /> <br /> This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there<br /> will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees<br /> to the game. <br /> <br /> The lawyer asks the first question: 'What's the distance<br /> from the earth to the moon?'<br /> <br /> The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,<br /> pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.<br /> <br /> Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: 'What<br /> goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'<br /> <br /> The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.<br /> <br /> He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his<br /> references. He taps into the digital cell phone via infra-red<br /> wireless connection to his modem port and searches<br /> the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends<br /> E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients, and suppliers<br /> that he knows. And then some. All to no avail. After over<br /> an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The<br /> blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back<br /> to sleep.<br /> <br /> The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the<br /> blonde and asks, 'Well, so what IS the answer?'<br /> <br /> Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,<br /> hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. minirich humor Copyright © 2003 minirich 2003-07-20T19:30:26Z http://minirich.twoday.net/stories/26852/ ein paar weniger geschmackvolle bilder.<br /> <a target=_blank border=0 href=http://www.freshjulz.com/vimage.php?p=cGljMT0xMTImZT1tbkBrbmFsbGdyYXUuYXQmZD0yMDAzLTA1LTEzJm49ZiBm ><img border=0 src=http://www.freshjulz.com/thumbnails/112.jpg></a><a target=_blank border=0 href=http://www.freshjulz.com/vimage.php?p=cGljMj00NTkmZT1tbkBrbmFsbGdyYXUuYXQmZD0yMDAzLTA1LTEzJm49ZiBm><img border=0 src=http://www.freshjulz.com/thumbnails/459.jpg></a><br> <a target=_blank border=0 href=http://www.freshjulz.com/vimage.php?p=cGljMz04NiZlPW1uQGtuYWxsZ3JhdS5hdCZkPTIwMDMtMDUtMTMmbj1mIGY=><img border=0 src=http://www.freshjulz.com/thumbnails/86.jpg></a><a target=_blank border=0 href=http://www.freshjulz.com/vimage.php?p=cGljND00ODgmZT1tbkBrbmFsbGdyYXUuYXQmZD0yMDAzLTA1LTEzJm49ZiBm><img border=0 src=http://www.freshjulz.com/thumbnails/488.jpg></a> minirich humor Copyright © 2003 minirich 2003-05-14T08:53:26Z http://minirich.twoday.net/stories/24040/ die <a href="http://linkslut.twoday.net/stories/24033/">logos</a> <small>[via <a href="http://linkslut.twoday.net">linkslut</a>]</small> minirich humor Copyright © 2003 minirich 2003-05-02T09:13:50Z http://minirich.twoday.net/stories/22827/ Also da mu&szlig; man schon zweimal hinschauen, bei den meisten zumindest. Es gibt ein paar bilder die sind schlecht gemacht, aber sonst finde ich es eine neue und witzige idee.<br /> <a href="http://dubster.com/cars/">Autos</a> minirich humor Copyright © 2003 minirich 2003-04-26T21:21:53Z http://minirich.twoday.net/stories/18208/ <table><tr><th>ATM :</th><td> Alle Tanzen Mit</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td>All Terrible Mistakes</td></tr><tr><th>CISCO:</th><td>Can't Integrate Switches Can't Organize</td></tr><tr><th>FTP:</th><td>Fuck That Product</td><tr><tr><th>ISDN:</th><td>Ich Sehe Deine Nummer</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td>I Smell dollars Now</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td>Is Sowas Denn N&ouml;tig</td></tr><tr><th>IP:</th><td>Irrelevante Performance<td></td></td></tr><tr><th>PLC:</th><td>Peinliches Leitungs Chaos</td></tr><tr><th>SAP:</th><td>SanduhrenAnzeigen Programm</td></tr><tr><th>SIEMENS:</th><td>Sieben Ingeneure Entwickeln Mit Eifer Nichts Sinnvolles</td></tr><tr><th>SNMP:</th><td>Suche Noch Mehr Personal</td></tr><tr><th>TCP/IP:</th><td>Trotz Cola Probier Ich Pepsi</td></tr><tr><th>VPN:</th><td>Vielfach Propagierter Nonsens</td></tr><tr><th>WWW:</th><td>World Wide Wait</td></tr></tr></tr></table> minirich humor Copyright © 2003 minirich 2003-04-06T14:56:19Z Search this site: q http://minirich.twoday.net/search