** (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and theLawn Won
** My Wife Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
** I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
** (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah
** Senior Citizen: Just Give Me My Discount
** Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes,Seeks Frog
** I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
** I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
** Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
** IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be
** Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
** If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen