Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes, a water-slide park and a non-denominational 'clothing optional' church, the colony, called Natura, will be a place for those Christians who wish to wear only what God gave them. Co-founder Bill Martin, who's a Quaker, said, "Depending on the version of the Bible you use, there are as many as 40 passages that refer to nudity. In Isaiah 20.2, God tells Isaiah to go into the wilderness naked for three
years. So there's historical basis for a Christian nudist lifestyle."

'Arthur Kitchener was seriously burned Saturday afternoon when he came in contact with a high voltage wife.' (Surrey paper).

'For sale. Lovely rosewood piano. Owner going abroad with beautiful twisted legs.' (North Wales Advertiser).

'PARKYNS - to the memory of Mr. Parkyns, passed away September 10. Peace at last. From all the neighbours of Princes Avenue.' (Leicester Mercury).

'Fire broke out on the prairie near the C.P.R. viaduct on Monday evening but the blaze was extinguished before damage could be done by the local fire brigade.' (Canadian paper).

'If the motion were passed, no strike action would be taken by NALGO without a ballet of all its members.' (Bristol Evening Post).

'Complete home for sale; two double, one single bed, diningroom threepiece suite, wireless, television, carpets, lion, etc.' (Portsmouth News).

'Wrap poison bottles in sandpaper and fasten with scotch tape or a rubber band. If there are children in the house, lock them in a small metal box.' (Philadelphia Record).

'At the fair they will be exhibiting a full range of shoes for girls with low-cut fancy uppers.' (Leicester Mercury).

'A heavy pall of lust covered the upper two-thirds of Texas last night and was expected to drift south-east over the state by morning.' (Yankton Press).