MELBOURNE, Australia - Having a funny name can bring about
ridicule and snickers from just about every direction,
especially for school children. However, most would think that
once a man has grown up into his late 50s and has his name on
valid banking and medical records, as well as his drivers
license, nomenclature problems would subside. Unfortunately
for Prime Minister John Piss The Family Court and Legal Aid,
this is not the case. Prime Minister Piss ran into trouble
when he decided to go international with his unique moniker.
He was denied by the Melbourne office of Passports Australia,
who claimed the name could reasonably be considered to be
offensive because it contained an expletive and a title not
legitimately acquired. Needless to say, PM Piss was a bit
P.O.'d.