FORT WORTH, Texas - Here's a good idea for revenge on that jerk
of a judge who just sentenced you to eight years in prison:
moon him. Oh wait, that's a completely asinine idea... never-
mind. Ray Mason, perhaps thinking showing the judge his bare
ass is worth an extra half of a year in the can, was held in
contempt by Judge Jim Parsons for his idiotic stunt. About 70
other people were in the courtroom at the time to witness Mason
tack on a few more months to his sentencing, originally for
a count of aggravated assault he pled guilty to. Said the now
psychologically scarred judge, "I've been practicing criminal
law for well over 20 years... This is the first time anything
like that has happened." Unfortunately for Mason, six seconds
of rear exposure will cost him six months of the same to a
less-friendly audience.