CHICAGO, IL - There's a new toy on the market for those of
you out there with a sick sense of humor. Giantmicrobes, Inc.
is set to release toys mimicking the common cold, flu, sore
throat and stomach aches and will soon release microbe dolls
for athlete's foot and bad breath. The new line of fuzzy plush
dolls were originally expected to be used for educational pur-
poses by doctors and teachers, but a large part of interest
has come from the general public. CEO Drew Oliver has been
receiving lots of inquiries on whether or not he plans to
create a SARS doll. Due to its current controversial nature,
Oliver plans on steering clear of that one. Let's just hope
he doesn't get any ideas for a new line of STD dolls.

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