A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at
the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she
would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and
dozing, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really
easy and a lot of fun. He explains: 'I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and
visa-versa.'

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, 'Okay, if you
don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know
the answer, I will pay you $50', figuring that since she is
a blonde that he will easily win the match.

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there
will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees
to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: 'What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?'

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: 'What
goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.

He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references. He taps into the digital cell phone via infra-red
wireless connection to his modem port and searches
the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends
E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients, and suppliers
that he knows. And then some. All to no avail. After over
an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The
blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back
to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the
blonde and asks, 'Well, so what IS the answer?'

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.