Ich gehe am Stephansplatz zur U3 Richtung Ottakring am Bahnsteig zum hinteren Ende des Zuges. Da standen nur Frauen, kein einziger Mann, ich dachte schon ich hätte heute einen Aufruf im Radio oder eine neue Verordnung verschlafen daß im letzten Waggon keine Männer mehr fahren drüfen.
Als dann der Zug kam wurde mein Verdacht noch erhärtet, aber doch nicht, in der letzten Ecke saßen zwei Männer, wo bei man sie noch nicht als Männer bezeichenen konnte (ca. 13-15), aber immer hin, ich war doch nicht allein.

Wenn die Befehlshaber an der Spitze ihrer Truppen in den Krieg ziehen und kämpfen, wie früher z.B.: Napoleon,... , ewiger Friede wäre dieser Welt beschert. Den ich glaube nicht das jemand wie Saddam Hussain der für sein Alltagsleben schon min 3 Doppelgänger braucht, oder G. W. Bush den eine ganze Geheimdienstabteilung bewacht, sich in einen Jeep setzen und an der Spitze ihrer Truppen die Befehle geben. Und falls ich sie doch so verkannt hätte, waren es warscheinlich doch nur Doppelgänger.

frei nach Farkasch

ist ein Massaker von Menschen die sich nicht kennen, zum Vorteil von Mensche die sich kennen, aber nicht massakrieren.

AKS für den Frieden auf Erden!
Aktion Kirtischer SchülerInnen

Heute früh auf einem Aufkleber im Autobus gefunden.

The Hong Kong Tourist Board had finished all the details on its new tourist-luring campaign and bought space in multiple foreign magazines, but the rapid spread of severe acute respiratory syndrome from mainland China into Hong Kong made attracting visitors less urgent. More than 100 people have died from SARS, a new mutant strain of pneumonia, mostly in China and Hong Kong. But it was too late to recall or change the ad, which is now coming out in magazines and promising that "Hong Kong will Take Your Breath Away." (London Guardian)
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für mich ist Sophocles die beste von allen, bis jetzt. Ich hab auch schon diverse Word templates verwendet, die alle aber zu sehr vom schreiben ablenken, weil word halt nicht ideal dafür ist. dann hab ich Final Draft 6.0 verwendet, hat mir aber gar nicht so gut gefallen und bin dann bei Sophocles geblieben.
Allerdings kann man mich noch immer von anderen Produkten überzeugen. Interresiert bin ich auch daran einmal mit Screenwriter 2000 Demo (früher Scriptthing oder so) zu arbeiten oder mit Dramatica Pro, das auch ganz brauchbare features hat.

Sal Santana II, 12, of El Paso, Texas, asked another student if she would be his girlfriend. When she said no, he stuck his tongue out at her. Sexual harassment! screamed Magoffin Middle School administrators, who immediately suspended the boy for 3 days and scheduled hearings to see if they could expel him to an "alternative" school. Even if the school backs off, says his father Salvador, he will probably sue them. "It's got to be done because God knows how many other kids have been involved
in something like this," he said. (El Paso Times) ...More than you
think, sir. A lot more.
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Cortez Curtis, 13, took his mother's calculator to school in Brandon, Fla. In addition to standard math tools, it had a
screwdriver, magnifying glass, and a 2-inch knife. Weapon! screamed Burns Middle School administrators, who immediately suspended the boy for 10 days, brought in the police to file felony weapons charges, and started expulsion hearings, even though he did not "brandish" the tiny knife or threaten anyone with it. "That's what zero tolerance means," sniffed district spokesman Mark Hart. District Superintendent Earl Lennard, however, added that the district tries to use "common sense" in such situations. (Tampa Tribune) ...That's not what zero tolerance means.
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CALVERT COUNTY, Mary. - When some people receive a bit of bad
news, they break down and cry or become very angry. Others are
so devastated that they decide to jump through a window. After
hearing that he was sentenced to five years in prison for
beating his girlfriend, John A. Brock told the judge, "If you
give me five years, I might as well throw myself out that
window." Which he did. The 33-year-old suffered cuts and
several broken bones and survived the 20-foot plunge to the
pavement below. The failed attempt at suicide landed the broken
man with another charge against him: Destruction of property.
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WHITESTOWN, N.Y. -- Eight people are seeking $600,000 apiece
in damages in a lawsuit involving a woman convicted of repeat-
edly urinating into an office coffee pot. State police said
the woman urinated on several occasions into a glass coffee
pot used by other airport personnel and pilots. She was re-
portedly mad about being passed over for a promotion. State
police became involved after the tower manager reported a
strong odor emanating from the coffee machine. A sample of
a yellowish liquid was taken from the machine and sent to a
lab for testing. It was found to be urine. The wives of four
of the plaintiffs are seeking an additional $200,000 apiece
because they say their husbands "would not freely mingle in
society with others because of the derision and jokes" made
in public.
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LONDON - Police are warning London vodka drinkers not to
consume a potentially deadly type of vodka that contains
dangerous amounts of methanol. Apparently the authorities
found 480 litres of the contaminated liquor, called "Origi-
nal Russia Export Quality," during raids on commercial pre-
mises. If consumed, methanol can lead to abdominal pain,
drowsiness, blurred vision, blindness and breathing
difficulties. Doesn't most alcohol do that?
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Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame
Nellie Melba (1861-1931).

Elvis' favorite collectibles were official badges. He col-
lected police badges in almost every city he performed in.

Duran Duran took their name from a mad scientists in the
movie Barbarella.

The world's largest disco was held at the Buffalo Conven-
tion Centre, New York, 1979. 13,000 danced a place into the
Guinness Book of World Records.

In August 1983, Peter Stewart of Birmingham, UK set a world
record by disco dancing for 408 hours.

The Beatles song "Martha My Dear" was written by Paul Mc-
Cartney about his sheepdog Martha.

The harmonica is the world's best-selling music instrument.

Themes from movies Unforgiven, A Perfect World, The Bridges
of Madison County, and Absolute Power were all written by
Clint Eastwood.

The only guy without a beard in ZZTOP surname (last name)
is Beard.

The Carpenters signature song, We've Only Just Begun, was
originally part of a television commercial for a Califor-
nia bank.
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TOKYO - Did you think the U.S. was the only country that
could possibly elect a former professional wrestler to pol-
itical office? Please. The Japanese have empowered "The
Great Sasuke" to hold a position in a local assembly. How-
ever, unlike most other wrestlers, this one doesn't take off
his mask when he's out of the ring. The 33-year-old wrestler
who fought his way to victory under his ring name, and wear-
ing his mask during his campaign, has vowed that the mask
will not leave his face even after he enters the staid halls
of Japanese politics. Once he's in office, he plans to take
a hold of city crime, put it in a choke hold, and pin it
down to keep the streets safe.
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TERRE HAUTE, Ind. - If you think human puke is disgusting,
wait until you get a load of paranormal barf. There has re-
portedly been a ghost who goes by the name of "Barfing Barb"
Barb haunts a college dormitory at Indiana State University.
According to folklore professor Nan McEntire, Barfing Barb
has been haunting Burford Hall for generations. Those who
have seen the ghost first hand describe it as a female who
spews paranormal puke all over the place. She is believed
by many to be the spirit of a co-ed who barfed herself to
death after one too many frat parties. Probably because
they're too creeped out, but no one ever offers to hold
her hair back.
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People who have recurrent and intrusive thoughts, followed
by recurrent patterns of behavior, are diagnosed with Obses-
sive-Compulsive Disorder. Those who have recurrent thoughts
about what Brad Pitt is doing right now, followed by the need
to buy his used napkin on Ebay, are now being diagnosed with
Celebrity Worship Syndrome. Psychologists have come up with
a newly-identified psychological condition that one in three
people in Britain suffer from. While some suffer mildly, by
moderately idolizing their favorite star, others would go so
far as to die for their modern-day hero. So if you're think-
ing about what Lewis is doing more often than you think about
the need to breathe, you might want to seek professional help.
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OSLO - A Norwegian jail inmate was busted with cash weaved
in his massive bush of shoulder-length dreadlocks. The 20-
year-old man was stashing $2,688 in his dreads. Guards
found the money during a routine check, but it was unclear
how long the money had been there. The inmate, who is now
serving the third month of nearly a three-year sentence
for smuggling 31 pounds of marijuana and hashish in Norway,
said he hid the money in his dreads because he feared the
police would not believe he had earned it legally. Uh, ya
think?
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NEWARK, N.J. - Some people just don't know when to shut
their mouths. For a man accused of four counts of robbery,
he should have quit while he wasn't ahead. The U.S. Postal
Service employee pleaded guilty to robbing four New Jersey
banks, but then decided he should fess up to the other 23
banks he burglarized in four other states. Over a four-year
spree, Cazzie Williams took from banks in Pennsylvania, Ohio,
Maryland and Virginia. Already facing a maximum of 20 years
on each of the four counts he was initially charged with,
it probably wasn't a good idea for him to rat himself out
on the other ones.

The first Best Picture Oscar for an animation was awarded
in 1991 for Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Jack Mercer was the voice of Popeye the Sailor for 45 years.

On average, a movie makes about 5 times more from its video
sales than ticket takings.

In the 1926 film version of Don Juan actor Lionel Barrymore
set the record for the most kisses ever in a single film.
Barrymore embraced Mary Astor and Estelle Taylor 127 times.

The longest kiss in a movie is in Andy Warhol's Kiss. Rufus
Collins and Naomi Levine kissed for the entire 50 minutes
of the movie.

The first porn movie was the 1908 French film al'Ecu d'or
oula bonne auberge.

The first movie to use sound was "The Jazz Singer," released
in 1927: the first words, spoken by Al Jolson, were: "Wait a
minute, you ain't heard nothing yet."

Die schlimmesten verbrechen die an autos begangen wurden.
wobei ich persönlich die replikas nicht so schlimm finde, die unfälle tun mir viel mehr weh.
carcrimes.de

Die schlimmste haar verbrechen.
Es wird kein anspruch auf vollständigkeit erhoben.
Haircrimes.de
fiese-scheitel.de
und zum schluß was "normales"
haarigesteite.de

Aber bei den Amis ist das ja nicht so die wissen ja nicht mal wieviele Bundestaaten sie haben und welcher Ozean links und rechts angrenzt.

Greek Shipping Great John Latsis Dies

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PINE BLUFF, Ark. - It's one thing to have a bank robbery
attempt not go as planned. It's another to be unsuccessful and
have the bank staff laugh in your face. A man walked up to a
bank teller and demanded money be put into a garbage bag he
had with him. After the first teller told him they were out
of money, he walked up to another teller who offered the man
deposit slips so he could throw in some money to steal. The
employees proceeded to laugh at the man as he stormed out of
the bank empty-handed. Minutes after tellers alerted
authorities, Julius Kearney was picked up by police. Perhaps
the young man was just unlucky that the bank ran out of money
that day.

FRESNO, Calif. - Though drugs might not allow criminals to
think clearly, it seems they allow the crooks to have super-
human capabilities. Believed to be high on drugs of some sort,
Carlos Cruz was chased by police after his ex-girlfriend called
police while he chased her present boyfriend into the street
with a steak knife. Police confronted the Cruz and shot him
once with a Taser. Unfazed, Cruz ran back into the house,
through a sliding glass door, into the back yard and through
a wooden fence. He was shot again with the Taser but kept on
trucking. After a third hit, police were able to slow him down
and slap on the handcuffs. I'd hate to be him when the drugs
wear off.

RICHMOND, VA. - It looks like the attempted bank robber had
all the cameras accounted for except for one. Bizarrely enough,
on April Fool's Day, a picture was being taken for an alumni
magazine that captured the image of an attempted robbery in
the background. Bank executive Spencer Hamrick, Jr., was in
the lobby of a Wachovia bank posing while, just behind him,
his bank was being robbed. The photographer thought the
stickup guys was a customer and would provide a nice back-
ground for the shoot. The thief apparently passed a note to
a teller demanding money and claimed he had a gun. Hamrick
thought it was an April Fool's prank. The robber is in three
of the photographer's pictures and was identified by police,
while the bank's cameras failed to capture any images of the
suspect.

ALABAMA - For some couples, love knows no age. This has to be
the case for Daina Sancho and Irwin Vincent O'Rourke III of
Alabama. 42-year-old Sancho, mother of two, married 14-year-
old O'Rourke in Mobile County Probate Court on his 14th
birthday. Though it may sound illegal, the state only requires
a minor be at least 14 years old and that both parents sign
a consent, which O'Rourke's parents were willing to do. Now
the young husband will have to do his best to be a father
figure to Sancho's oldest daughter, who happens to be only
five years younger than him. This story would have been a lot
more shocking had it occurred in a state other than Alabama.

BERLIN - A German court has ordered a brothel to reimburse
a man charged for sex he could not remember having, after
the establishment failed to provide an itemized receipt for
services rendered. The brothel charged him $9,000 on his
credit card. The man told the court he had been too drunk
to remember what services he received and, therefore, wanted
his money back. According to the owner of the brothel, the
man ordered the "full program." A court spokesman said a
receipt in the form of, "two sexual intercourse sessions
at $600, oral sex at $300 or anal sex at $400 a go," should
have been issued. All that, and he can't remember?

The name Wendy was first used in JM Barrie's Peter Pan.

Lady Peseshet of Ancient Egypt (2600-2100 BC) is the world's
first known female physician.

The 16th century Escorial palace of King Phillip II of Spain
had 1,200 doors.

Julius Caesar was known as a great swimmer.

The people killed most often during bank robberies are the
robbers.

Orville Wright numbered the eggs that his chickens produced
so he could eat them in the order they were laid.

On New Year's Day, 1907, Theodore Roosevelt shook hands with
8,513 people.

Alexander Graham Bell never phoned his wife or mother because
they were deaf.

Burt Reynold's father was the chief of police in West Palm
Beach, Florida.

English sailors came to be called Limeys after using lime
juice to combat scurvy.

Leonardo da Vinci could write with the one hand and draw with
the other simultaneously.

Until he was 18, Woody Allen read virtually nothing but comic
books but did show his writing skills. He sold one-liners for
ten cents each to gossip columnists.

Thomas Jefferson wrote his own epitaph without mentioning that
he was US President.

In 1973, Swedish confectionery salesman Roland Ohisson was
buried in a coffin made entirely of chocolate.

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kürzlich hab ich in einem forum diese signatur gesehen.
"New and Improved"
und dann hat es bei mir langsam zu klicken begonnen.
wenn etwas neu ist dann kann es nicht verbessert sein, und wenn etwas verbessert ist dann kann es nicht neu sein.
ist doch ein wiederspruch in sich oder nicht?