Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to
congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of
another's hamburger.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your
boots.

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or
jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in
jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name
and picture shown on television.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside
to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.