You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least
one dollar bill on your person.

It is a felony offense to eavesdrop on your own conversation.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an
automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken.

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

It is an offense to feed whiskey to a dog.

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as
long as you are under seventeen years of age and have
legal permits.

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs,
cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.