MICHIGAN - Many will agree that the punishment should always
fit the crime. However, it's a nice consolation when the names
fits instead. Shuo-Shan Wang is heading to court after he
botched a voluntary castration on his kitchen table. Wang per-
formed the procedure on a 48-year-old man who requested the
services of the unlicensed surgeon. Police said the castrated
man began bleeding uncontrollably, his jeans completely soaked
as he sat on a curb. They later found the man's testicles in
a jar in Wang's refrigerator. In this case, should the punish-
ment fit the crime, the prison system will have one Wang with
no balls.