FORT COLLINS, Colo. - As if teenagers weren't branded enough
these days as being degenerate and stupid with stories about
Jackass stunts gone wrong. This time, charges have been filed
against a Colorado teenager accused of attacking bicyclists.
Termed "bicycle boxing," the teen and a couple of friends would
drive behind unsuspecting bicyclists and hit them with a base-
ball bat. Authorities said a 17-year-old boy has been charged
with second-degree assault, reckless endangerment and underage
consumption of alcohol. Hopefully he can be sent to big boy
jail where he gets to play another fun game called "Hide the
Prison Sausage".