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jetzt schreibe ich seit 108 tagen an diesem blog und lese seit mehr als 1jahr bezahlte emails und ich habs noch immer niemanden gesagt, ich finde die idee eigentlich sehr gut, abgesehen davon das da manchmal auch wirklicher mist drunter ist, habe ich schon einige gute sachen und ideen da durch bekommen.www.TopDollarEmails.com

bizzare
Microsoft has unveiled its newest innovation: the iLoo. The self-contained port-a-potty includes a waterproof keyboard and screen so that a seated ...um... user can get on the Internet.
Possible add-ons include a keyboard and screen outside the door, so
the first person in the queue will have something to do while waiting. The company also says it is also in talks with toilet-paper manufacturers to get special rolls printed with addresses of interesting web sites.
"The Internet's so much a part of everyday life now that surfing on
the loo was the next natural step," said marketing manager Tracy Blacher.
"It's exciting to think that the smallest room can now be the gateway to the massive virtual world." (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
...Suggested slogan: "When you think of crap, think Microsoft."

gefunden auf http://www.thisistrue.com/

Creative
Ich weiß es paßt hier nicht ganz her.
SAN FRANCISCO - Some prostitutes are tired of continually being
negatively portrayed in movies. So, several have decided to
get off their backs and on their feet to create a film festival
of their own. The 3rd San Francisco Sex Worker Film and Video
Festival takes place May 23-26 and features close to 50 films
that are either about the sex industry or made by prostitutes
themselves. One example includes a documentary about trans-
gendered immigrant prostitutes in Italy. Another serves as an
educational tool about the proper techniques for vulva massage.
Though the festival's organizer admits much of the sex worker
cinema is highly arousing, she stands by her claim that the
festival's real mission is to bring light to the connection
between prostitution and the arts.

bizzare
LONDON - For those of you who think that the majority of
Britons are prudish and conservative, a recent survey might
have you thinking again. The study showed that two-thirds of
English residents have had sex in a car. The website
safeoutdoorsex.com polled 1,500 people and found that most
Britons are quite uninhibited when it comes to fooling around.
The study also showed that 94 percent of respondents thought
outdoor sex was a good way to maintain an exciting relation-
ship. Almost half of those surveyed admitted to have done the
wild thing in a random field. This survey gives a whole new
meaning to the term 'field study.'

bizzare
This is an actual collection from medical interview records
written by various paramedics, emergency room receptionists,
and (we are afraid) a doctor or two at major hospitals...

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life
until 1989 when she got a divorce.

The patient was in his usual state of good health until his
airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way
to Los Angeles.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the
right foot.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took
a job as a stockbroker instead.

computer
In der Rangliste der aktuell meistgefundenen Computerschädlinge führt jetzt Fizzer. In der vergangenen Woche tauchten etwa 3 mal so viele Fizzer wie Klez.H-Würmer auf. Schutztips findest du hier:
www.ikarus-software.at

daily
wennn ich die haben will brauch ich nicht mal mehr nach mallorca fliegen, es braucht darussen nur um die 25-28° haben und das 33. wiener derby zwischen rapid und austria sein, und ich muß nur noch das küchenfenster öffnen und ich bin mitten drinnen. den vor meinem küchenfenster gibt es 2 lokale, ein chinese, und ein typisches wiener gemeindebau cafe. und das publikum ist auch dementsprechend, mit nacktem oberkörper, transistorradio und reichlich bier nachschub garantiert. Gestern war es richtig harmlos weil es nur ein unentschieden gab, aber wenn einer gewinnt gibt es stunden lange (bis 22Uhr) sieges gesänge.

computer
An einigen tagen werden in verschiedenen themengebieten bücher zum thema java vorgestellt, die authoren geben zu den jeweiligen themen antworten und tips zu ihren büchern.

der kalender ist hier zu finden.

humor
ein paar weniger geschmackvolle bilder.


Creative
Sponsored by Paramount Pictures, the Chesterfield
Writer's Film Project will award five $20,000 fellowships
to film, fiction and theater writers. Winners will also
receive the guidance of top screenwriting mentors and
Paramount executives. Writers can submit one or more
writing samples for a $39.50 application fee. For more
information, please visit http://www.chesterfield-co.com
or call +1(213) 683-3977.

daily
ist der erste Schritt zur Wahrheit.
Aber eines Tages entpuppt sich die Wahrheit als Irrtum.

Hab ich gestern abend gelesen, und gleich den author vergessen, wenn ich ihn finde schreib ich ihn noch dazu.

daily
May 9 is... Lost Sock Memorial Day.

May 11 is... Twilight Zone Day.

May 13 is... Leprechaun Day.

May 14 is... National Dance Like A Chicken Day.

May 15 is... National Chocolate Chip Day.

May 19 is... Frog Jumping Jubilee Day.

May 23 is... Penny Day.

May 24 is... National Escargot Day.

May 26 is... Grey Day.

May 29 is... End Of The Middle Ages Day.

May 30 is... My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day.

May 31 is... National Macaroon Day.

bizzare
VANCOUVER, B.C. - Try to hold back the shock as you read about
some of the things people just throw away. Can you believe
someone got rid of 1900 pounds of frozen animal carcasses? And
who in their right mind would dump a hefty collection of
Braille "Playboy" magazines? These items are just a couple of
the bizarre things that the junk toters at 1-800-GOT-JUNK? have
hauled away. Other bizarre loads include one ton of expired
sardines from a Mexican grocery store, 1200 pounds of concrete
animal lawn ornaments, half a truck-full of herbal breast
enlargement pills and a bunch of prosthetic legs. Though most
items end up getting pitched, some are donated to the needy,
such as the butt massager that was given to a charity house.
With all the prosthetics they get, they'll be glad to give
someone a hand.
gefunden auf http://www.bizarrenews.com/

bizzare
DUBLIN, Ga. - When you're reporting to the cops about items
that were stolen from your home, it's not a good idea to inform
them of illegal contraband you may have had. Apparently, John
Randolph thought he might be able to get his stolen marijuana
back by telling police it was missing. When officers arrived
to his place, Randolph said a thief took four 'dime bags' of
marijuana, along with a .22-caliber pistol, a gold necklace
and $30 in change. To make sure he heard correctly, the
reporting officer asked Randolph again about the marijuana.
The school bus driver repeated what he said and then showed
the cop a small box on a bedroom dresser where he said he kept
the marijuana. And why did he confess? He said, "I was always
told to tell the truth." Strangely enough, Randolph was not
charged with a crime.

gefunden auf http://www.bizarrenews.com/

bizzare
MOSCOW - Russian Parliament Member Vladislav Dyomin and two
of his aides were stopped on the street in the early morning
last week for erratic behavior. As soon as the first officer
stepped out of his car Dyomin screamed, "Beat the cops!" and
punched him in the face with his fist. The three then stole
golf clubs from a nearby sport-utility vehicle and set to on
the officers with gusto. The altercation didn't break up
until another police car arrived on the scene. Dyomin then
produced his Duma documents -- which give him immunity from
prosecution -- and walked away free. One of his aides fled
while the other was detained. Not surprisingly, the trio had
been drinking.
[moscowtimes.com]

bizzare
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least
one dollar bill on your person.

It is a felony offense to eavesdrop on your own conversation.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an
automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken.

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

It is an offense to feed whiskey to a dog.

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as
long as you are under seventeen years of age and have
legal permits.

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs,
cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

daily
Hier gibts jede menge fragen ohne antworten, und auf manche fragen wirds glaube ich nie eine sinvolle antwort geben.
www.fragenohneantwort.de

daily
In Großbritannien soll bei den Sommer-Rockmusikfestivals die erste Toilette mit Webzugang zum Einsatz kommen. "iLoo" (iKlo), wird von Microsofts Internet-Sparte MSN hergestellt. Das Unternehmen hatte bereits im Jahr 2001 eine Parkbank im britischen Suffolk mit Internetanschluss versehen.

hier gibts die ganze story.

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