ENGLAND - If you just so happen to catch yourself a painful
case of hemorrhoids, one way not recommended by physicians
to relieve the itching is by sticking a toothbrush up there.
A 69-year-old man thought that shoving the bristly appendage
up his rectum would soothe his pain. Unfortunately, what
resulted was a trip to the hospital and a procedure involving
biopsy forceps after x-rays revealed that the toothbrush had
become stuck in the man's pelvis. So remember: Brushing
regularly will prevent cavities, but brushing anal cavities
will cause irregularities.
case of hemorrhoids, one way not recommended by physicians
to relieve the itching is by sticking a toothbrush up there.
A 69-year-old man thought that shoving the bristly appendage
up his rectum would soothe his pain. Unfortunately, what
resulted was a trip to the hospital and a procedure involving
biopsy forceps after x-rays revealed that the toothbrush had
become stuck in the man's pelvis. So remember: Brushing
regularly will prevent cavities, but brushing anal cavities
will cause irregularities.
minirich - am Freitag, 21. Februar 2003, 11:10